MORNING BRIEF

Thursday, March 26, 2026

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Markets Snapshot

March 25, 2026 — 4:00 PM ET close

Oil prices surged 5% on Thursday after Iran rejected a US ceasefire proposal and signaled no direct talks with Washington, reigniting fears of Strait of Hormuz disruptions that could cut 20% of global supply. The spike in crude pushed WTI above $94 and Brent near $102, offsetting a modest equity rebound and triggering a rotation into safe-haven assets like gold (up 2.9%) and Bitcoin (up 2.1%). Treasury yields held steady as investors balanced growth concerns against sticky inflation expectations, while the dollar stabilized and the yield curve continued to flatten.
Why It Matters: The oil shock is now the dominant macro variable: every $10 rise in crude adds roughly 0.3% to US inflation within 3–6 months, which means the Fed's already-elevated 2026 inflation forecast of 2.7% could accelerate if Hormuz disruptions persist. This creates a policy bind—the Fed cannot cut rates if inflation accelerates, but growth could suffer if energy costs stay elevated, pushing the economy toward stagflation. The simultaneous strength in gold, weakness in equities, and compression in the 2s/10s spread (now just 42bps) signals institutional rotation into defensive positioning ahead of what could be a prolonged period of stagflationary pressure.
📖 Finance Deep Dive: Today's moves illustrate how commodity shocks transmit through the financial system via the inflation expectations channel. When oil prices spike, they anchor inflation expectations higher, which feeds into nominal yields—the 10Y Treasury at 4.35% reflects both the real risk-free rate and an inflation premium. As crude rises, the Fed's real policy rate (nominal yield minus expected inflation) effectively tightens, raising the discount rate (WACC) used in equity valuations, which compresses the present value of future corporate earnings and explains why the S&P 500 struggles when oil rallies. Simultaneously, the yield curve flattening (2s/10s at 42bps) reflects market conviction that the Fed will stay on hold longer than previously expected, as inflation risks now dominate growth concerns. Gold's 2.9% rally demonstrates the inverse relationship between real yields and precious metals—as nominal yields rise but real yields fall due to higher inflation expectations, gold becomes more attractive as an inflation hedge, while the VIX compression (down 5.5% despite equity weakness) suggests volatility is being repriced lower as traders accept higher oil as a new regime rather than a shock.
SMCI — Super Micro Computer
24.05 +8.19% Biggest S&P 500 Mover

Super Micro Computer surged Thursday as investors rotated into AI infrastructure plays despite broader market volatility tied to Middle East tensions. The server and high-performance computing provider extended recent gains as data center expansion continues to drive hardware orders. The move reflects institutional conviction that AI capex cycles will persist even as geopolitical uncertainty and oil volatility weigh on equities.

Equities

S&P 500
6591.90
1d: 🟢 +0.54%   YTD: 🔴 (0.7%)
NASDAQ
21929.83
1d: 🟢 +0.77%   YTD: 🔴 (2.1%)
Dow
46429.49
1d: 🟢 +0.66%   YTD: 🔴 (0.9%)
Russell 2000
2534.27
1d: 🟢 +1.15%   YTD: 🔴 (2.3%)
Mag 7
59.94
1d: 🔴 (1.66%)   YTD: 🔴 (13.2%)
Nikkei 225
53604.00
1d: 🔴 (0.27%)   YTD: 🟢 +1.4%
Euro Stoxx 50
5627.00
1d: 🟢 +0.60%   YTD: 🔴 (2.0%)
MSCI EAFE
2847.50
1d: 🔴 (0.35%)   YTD: 🔴 (1.8%)
MSCI EM
1089.20
1d: 🔴 (0.42%)   YTD: 🔴 (3.1%)

Rates & Yield Curve

2Y Treasury
3.93%
1d: 🟢 +0.03%   YTD: 🟢 +0.54%
10Y Treasury
4.35%
1d: 🟢 +0.02%   YTD: 🔴 (0.04%)
30Y Treasury
4.88%
1d: 🔴 (0.02%)   YTD: 🟢 +0.18%
2s/10s Spread
42bps
1d: 🔴 (1bps)   YTD: 🔴 (58bps)
30Y Mortgage Rate
6.50%
1d: 🟢 +0.15%   YTD: 🟢 +0.85%

FX & Volatility

DXY
99.66
1d: 🟢 +0.02%   YTD: 🔴 (1.6%)
VIX
25.48
1d: 🔴 (5.46%)   YTD: 🟢 +18.2%

Commodities

Gold
4528.40
1d: 🟢 +2.87%   YTD: 🟢 +8.3%
WTI Crude
94.80
1d: 🟢 +5.0%   YTD: 🟢 +45.2%
Brent Crude
102.47
1d: 🟢 +1.03%   YTD: 🟢 +29.4%
Natural Gas
2.95
1d: 🟢 +3.30%   YTD: 🟢 +12.1%
Copper
4.42
1d: 🔴 (0.68%)   YTD: 🔴 (8.5%)

Crypto

BTC
70722.53
1d: 🟢 +2.08%   YTD: 🟢 +28.4%
ETH
2050.00
1d: 🔴 (4.0%)   YTD: 🔴 (12.3%)
SOL
92.51
1d: 🟢 +1.2%   YTD: 🔴 (38.5%)
Economic Backdrop Fed Funds: 3.50–3.75%CPI: 2.7% YoY (February 2026)Unemployment: 4.4% (February 2026)Next FOMC: April 28–29 — 37% chance of hold
Prediction Markets
Will the Fed cut rates at the next FOMC meeting (April 28–29)? 12% CME FedWatch
Will the S&P 500 close above 6,600 by end of Q2 2026? 58% Polymarket
Will US inflation exceed 3.0% by June 2026? 41% Kalshi
Will WTI crude exceed $110 per barrel this quarter? 34% Kalshi
Will Bitcoin reach $75,000 by end of April 2026? 62% Polymarket
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Private Credit Markets Show Stress as BDC Valuations Compress on Recession Fears

  • Business Development Companies (BDCs) and private credit funds are facing valuation pressure as investors worry about credit losses in a stagflationary environment.
  • Wolfe Research warns that the largest risk to public markets is sentiment-driven de-risking in private markets, which could cascade into wider credit spreads and tighter bank financing conditions.

Private credit markets are showing early signs of stress as Business Development Companies and alternative asset managers face selling pressure. Wolfe Research flagged a key risk: sentiment-driven de-risking in private markets could cascade into public markets via widening credit spreads and tighter bank financing conditions. If private equity and credit funds face mark-to-market losses or redemption pressure, they may be forced to sell liquid assets (public equities, bonds) to raise cash, creating a negative feedback loop that could amplify the current oil-driven selloff.

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Rare Earth Stocks Surge on US Military Demand and Supply Chain Concerns

  • Critical metals stocks (REMX, MP, USAR) surged as the US Army seeks proposals to build a domestic rare earth refining facility.
  • The move reflects growing recognition that rare earth supply chains are critical to military systems and vulnerable to geopolitical disruption.

Rare earth stocks rallied Thursday as the US Army issued a request for proposals to build a pilot plant for refining rare earth elements domestically. The move reflects growing concern that US military systems—including Tomahawk missiles, which rely on samarium-cobalt magnets in actuators and guidance systems—depend on rare earth supplies vulnerable to geopolitical disruption. Critical metals ETF (REMX) and individual rare earth miners (MP, USAR) posted strong gains as investors recognized the secular tailwind from military spending and supply chain reshoring.

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Yield Curve Uninverts as 2-Year Yields Spike on Inflation Fears, Signaling Rate Hike Expectations

  • The 2-year Treasury yield jumped 33 basis points since early March to 3.93%, removing rate-cut expectations from the market's near-term window.
  • The yield curve has solidly uninverted, with the 2s/10s spread now at 42bps, reflecting market conviction that the Fed will stay on hold and potentially hike if inflation accelerates.

The US Treasury yield curve has undergone a dramatic repricing this week. The 2-year yield surged 33 basis points since early March, reaching 3.93%, which effectively removes any expectation of a Fed rate cut in the next 12 months. The 10-year yield rose to 4.35%, and the 2s/10s spread has uninverted to 42bps, the widest in months, reflecting the market's reassessment that the Fed will stay on hold through 2026 and potentially hike in 2027 if inflation doesn't cool. This repricing has major implications for equity valuations: higher real rates compress the discount rate used in DCF models, reducing the present value of future earnings.

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Dollar Stabilizes Near 100 as Safe-Haven Demand Offsets Geopolitical Uncertainty

  • The US Dollar Index (DXY) held steady at 99.66 Thursday as safe-haven demand from the Middle East conflict balanced out weakness from lower rate-cut expectations.
  • The dollar remains near the 101.9–102 resistance zone, with technical analysts noting that fundamental factors (geopolitics, oil prices) are now overriding technical structures.

The US Dollar Index (DXY) stabilized at 99.66 on Thursday, holding near the 100 psychological level as competing forces balanced out. Safe-haven demand from the Iran conflict and oil volatility supported the dollar, offsetting weakness from lower Fed rate-cut expectations. The dollar has rallied from 96–97 support in July 2025 and is now approaching the 101.9–102 resistance zone, with analysts noting that the currency is now being driven purely by fundamental factors—geopolitics, oil prices, and Fed policy—rather than technical structures.

Top Story

Iran Rejects US Ceasefire Plan, Oil Surges as Strait of Hormuz Disruption Risk Escalates

The US sent Iran a 15-point ceasefire proposal via Pakistan on Wednesday, but Tehran rejected it Thursday and instead countered with a five-point plan demanding control over the Strait of Hormuz—a critical chokepoint through which roughly 20% of global oil supply flows. Iran's Supreme Leader signaled no intention of holding direct talks with Washington, effectively closing the door on near-term negotiations. The rejection triggered a sharp reversal in oil markets: WTI crude, which had fallen 2% on Wednesday's peace hopes, surged 5% to $94.80 on Thursday, while Brent crude climbed to $102.47. A sustained closure of the Strait would cut 20 million barrels per day from global supply, forcing oil toward $110–$130 according to Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan, which matters because oil shocks transmit directly into inflation—every $10 rise in crude adds roughly 0.3% to headline CPI within 3–6 months. The Fed's March projections already raised 2026 PCE inflation to 2.7%, and if oil stays elevated, inflation expectations will ratchet higher, forcing the Fed to delay or cancel rate cuts and potentially pushing the economy toward stagflation.

Tech & AI

Google Unveils TurboQuant AI Efficiency Model, Pressuring Memory Chip Stocks

  • Google released TurboQuant, a technique that reduces the memory footprint of large language models by optimizing key-value cache storage.
  • Memory stocks (Micron, Sandisk, Seagate) fell as the innovation suggests AI models could run on less hardware, threatening near-term semiconductor demand.

Google announced TurboQuant, an AI optimization technique that reduces the memory requirements for running large language models by compressing the key-value cache—the data structure that stores past calculations so models don't recompute them. The announcement pressured memory chip stocks including Micron, Sandisk, and Seagate, as investors interpreted the news as a signal that AI models could run on less hardware than previously expected. However, efficiency gains typically accelerate AI adoption by lowering deployment costs, which historically drives higher total demand for chips even if per-unit requirements fall, suggesting the longer-term impact may be positive for semiconductor demand.

Nvidia, AMD Lead AI Infrastructure Rally Despite Broader Tech Weakness

  • Semiconductor stocks tracking AI infrastructure (Nvidia, AMD, HPE) outperformed Thursday as data center demand remained resilient.
  • The divergence reflects institutional conviction that AI capex cycles will persist despite macro headwinds, though valuations remain stretched.

While the Nasdaq fell 0.93% on Thursday, AI infrastructure plays including Nvidia, AMD, and Hewlett Packard Enterprise posted gains, with HPE up 7.87%. This bifurcation in tech signals that institutional investors are rotating into secular growth stories (AI capex) and away from cyclical or macro-sensitive names. However, valuations in the AI space remain elevated—the Mag 7 ETF fell 1.66% on Thursday and is down 13.2% year-to-date—suggesting the market is pricing in significant execution risk and potential margin compression if energy costs rise.

BlackRock's Staked ETH Launch Drives Ethereum Institutional Adoption, But Price Struggles

  • BlackRock launched its staked Ethereum ETF (ETHB) on March 23, driving meaningful inflows into institutional crypto products.
  • Despite the catalyst, ETH fell 4% on Thursday to near $2,000, suggesting institutional adoption is not yet translating into price support amid broader risk-off sentiment.

BlackRock's launch of its staked Ethereum ETF (ETHB) on March 23 marked a significant milestone for institutional crypto adoption, with the product attracting meaningful inflows. However, Ethereum's price has struggled, falling 4% on Thursday to near $2,000 as broader equity weakness and geopolitical uncertainty weigh on risk assets. The disconnect between institutional adoption and price action suggests that while the infrastructure for crypto ownership is improving, macro headwinds are overriding fundamental catalysts.

Crypto & Web3

Bitcoin Rallies 2.1% to $70,722 on Safe-Haven Demand, Solana Struggles on Structural Weakness

  • Bitcoin gained 2.1% to $70,722 as investors rotated into safe-haven assets amid Middle East tensions and oil volatility.
  • Solana fell 1.2% to $92.51 as on-chain data shows long-term holders are stepping back, not stepping in, despite spot ETF inflows.

Bitcoin outperformed Thursday, gaining 2.1% to $70,722 as geopolitical uncertainty and inflation concerns drove investors toward hard assets, similar to gold's 2.9% rally. Prediction markets now assign 62% probability to BTC reaching $75,000 by end of April, suggesting institutional conviction in further upside. Solana, by contrast, remains under pressure despite spot ETF inflows of $43.13M in the week ending February 26—on-chain data shows the Hodler net position change metric collapsed 92% from late January to February 26, indicating long-term conviction holders are exiting, not accumulating.

Crypto Spot ETF Flows Diverge: Bitcoin and Ethereum Bleed While Solana Attracts Institutional Capital

  • Bitcoin and Ethereum spot ETFs posted net outflows in February as risk-off sentiment dominated, while Solana ETFs attracted $43M in the week ending February 26.
  • The divergence reflects a flight to perceived value in crypto, with Solana's lower price point and ecosystem growth attracting institutional accumulation despite technical weakness.

Crypto spot ETF flows are telling a story of institutional rotation: Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs collectively bled assets in February as macro headwinds weighed on risk appetite, while Solana spot ETFs maintained positive weekly inflows throughout the month, culminating in $43.13M in the week ending February 26. This suggests institutional investors are rotating out of mega-cap crypto and into perceived value plays, even as on-chain data shows retail conviction holders are exiting Solana. Cumulative SOL ETF inflows have now surpassed $900M since launch, with 12+ consecutive days of net inflows recorded in February, suggesting the institutional bid is real despite technical weakness.

What's Ahead

Friday, March 27: Personal Income & Spending Data (February); Core PCE Inflation — The February personal income and spending report will provide fresh data on consumer health and inflation trends. Core PCE inflation is expected to remain sticky, likely reinforcing Fed caution on rate cuts. Any surprise to the upside could accelerate the repricing of 2026 rate expectations lower.
Monday, March 30: Chicago PMI (March); University of Michigan Consumer Sentiment (Final) — The Chicago PMI will offer a regional manufacturing gauge amid oil volatility and geopolitical uncertainty. Consumer sentiment data will reveal whether households are losing confidence due to energy price spikes and inflation concerns. Weakness here could signal demand destruction ahead.
Tuesday, March 31: Q1 2026 GDP Advance Estimate; Pending Home Sales — The advance estimate of Q1 GDP will be the first official read on how the US economy performed amid the Iran conflict and oil shock. Pending home sales will reflect housing demand in a higher-rate environment. Both data points will be critical for Fed rate-cut expectations.

Something Fascinating

Octopuses Demonstrate Tool Use and Problem-Solving in Captivity, Challenging Assumptions About Invertebrate Intelligence

Marine biologists have documented octopuses in captivity using tools, unscrewing jar lids, and solving multi-step puzzles—behaviors that challenge long-held assumptions about the limits of invertebrate intelligence. One octopus famously escaped its tank at night to raid a neighboring aquarium for food, then returned to its own tank before dawn. These observations suggest that octopuses possess a form of distributed intelligence: their eight arms can solve problems independently while the central brain coordinates complex behavior, which is a humbling reminder that human intelligence is just one solution to the problem of navigating a complex world.

💡 Distributed intelligence refers to cognitive processing spread across multiple neural centers rather than concentrated in a single brain. Octopuses have neurons throughout their arms, allowing each arm to process sensory information and make decisions semi-independently, while the central brain coordinates overall behavior—this is why it matters: it suggests consciousness and problem-solving may emerge from fundamentally different neural architectures than mammals possess.

Morning Brief — Thursday, March 26, 2026

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